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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings farm folklore to the everyday wardrobe. A haunted-cow illustration glows in eerie green above bold red lettering that reads like a local warning—equal parts spooky story and country humor. The soft, washed-in color and relaxed fit make it feel broken-in from day one, while sturdy construction and double-needle seams mean it wears like a favorite for seasons to come. Wear it on cool evenings by the barn, at late-night bonfires, or when you want to trade city polish for a little rural legend and grit.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) fabric
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Durable construction with double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams)
- Size range S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label and relaxed fit
- Available in 62 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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