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This cozy hooded sweatshirt speaks with quiet wit and an unapologetic sense of self. Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend gives a soft, warm hand and clean print surface for the bold, centered text. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood invite you to pull it on for commutes, coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or slow weekends. Tubular knit construction keeps lines smooth and comfortable. Wear it when you want to deflect awkward glances with humor and keep your outfit simple and confident.
Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for warmth and soft hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable fit
- Drawstring double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG print options and available embroidery placement (chest or wrists)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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