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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt speaks with a sense of humor and straightforward confidence. Soft, medium‑heavy fabric and a relaxed classic fit make it an easy layer for chilly mornings, late-night walks, or casual hangouts. The clean white canvas puts the bold, cheeky embroidered text front and center, so the message reads clear without shouting. Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape looking sharp wash after wash. Wear it when you want to lighten the mood, start conversations, or simply stay comfortably yourself.
Product features
- Embroidered text placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrist accents
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy weight (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; compliance with safety limits
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
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