Funny Chef T-Shirt — "Hey You Self-Proclaimed Chefs, The Smoke Detector Is NOT a Timer!"
Blue Spruce / S
$29.99
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A soft, garment-dyed tee with a cheeky, kitchen-ready message: “Hey You Self-Proclaimed Chefs. The Smoke Detector Is NOT a Timer!” It feels lived-in from the first wear—heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit that drapes easily over apron ties, pizza flour, or Sunday brunch layers. The off-the-loom dye and tubular knit give the shirt a subtle, worn texture and clean silhouette that works whether you’re flipping pancakes, firing up the smoker, or hosting a casual get-together. The tone is playful but real—this shirt speaks to people who love cooking, love experimenting, and occasionally learn lessons around charred edges and culinary ambition. Sized from S to 4XL and offered in many colors, it’s a comfortable, durable piece that looks like it’s already part of the rotation.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and pre-shrunk fabric
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Chef T-Shirt — "Hey You Self-Proclaimed Chefs, The Smoke Detector Is NOT a Timer!"
$29.99