{"product_id":"promote-pork-run-over-a-chicken-sweatshirt","title":"Promote Pork Run Over a Chicken Sweatshirt","description":"Light, quiet, and a little bit mischievous — this crewneck carries a tongue-in-cheek message with a hand-drawn, retro-style pig cruising a tiny red car. The soft midweight fabric and classic fit make it a go-to layer for cool mornings or cozy nights. Embroidery or printed details sit cleanly on the chest or wrists, adding craft-forward texture without overpowering the simple white canvas. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, signal your offbeat sense of humor, or settle into a slow weekend with friends who get your taste for clever, slightly absurd designs.\n\nProduct features\n- Embroidered or printed design options: left\/center\/large chest and both wrists\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\n- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching\n- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes\n- DTF inner neck labels and DTG print methods; tear-away label for comfort\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":49065494675641,"sku":"28936013305275397114","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":49065435496633,"sku":"13389482825230279640","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":49065435529401,"sku":"26122823519735235964","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":49065435594937,"sku":"36856729860860804787","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":49065435627705,"sku":"95252389543123259634","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":49065435660473,"sku":"21067886296862825568","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":49065435758777,"sku":"55612064839487854993","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":49065435791545,"sku":"40490687390120820095","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":49065494708409,"sku":"22358033610716590523","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":49065435889849,"sku":"89085276943950716243","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":49065435922617,"sku":"26019651572080417034","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":49065435955385,"sku":"14682511636663327174","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":49065494741177,"sku":"10410402525255498321","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":49065436053689,"sku":"29405591429101245640","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":49065436086457,"sku":"27224552879176520250","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":49065436119225,"sku":"28941567666156133915","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":49065436184761,"sku":"32512899234813898740","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":49065436217529,"sku":"20188785771598292610","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/6895\/0713\/files\/7551020919044351151_2048.jpg?v=1788360088","url":"https:\/\/shawnsays.store\/products\/promote-pork-run-over-a-chicken-sweatshirt","provider":"Shawn Says","version":"1.0","type":"link"}