Porterhouse Joke T-Shirt — "It’s Not a Ghost…It’s the Cow You Made a Porterhouse"
Black / S
$33.99
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings playful, spooky humor to everyday wear. A glowing green bull stands amid moonlit fenceposts, and the bold red text reads: “It’s not a ghost haunting you on your farm... it’s the cow you made a porterhouse.” The relaxed fit and soft, post-dye texture make it comfortable for long days on the land or casual nights at the local tavern. Wear it with jeans and boots to spark conversations at barbecues, barn gatherings, or Halloween cookouts. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean it keeps its shape and color through many washes, while the tubular knit avoids side seams for a clean, classic silhouette. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes so folks across the crew can find the right look and fit.
Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft hand-feel and vintage color wash
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and sewn-in label
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL and available in 58 colors to suit different fits and styles
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Porterhouse Joke T-Shirt — "It’s Not a Ghost…It’s the Cow You Made a Porterhouse"
$33.99