{"product_id":"porterhouse-ghost-steak-t-shirt-funny-steakhouse-bbq-tee","title":"Porterhouse Ghost Steak T-Shirt — Funny Steakhouse BBQ Tee","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings farm folklore to the everyday wardrobe. A haunted-cow illustration glows in eerie green above bold red lettering that reads like a local warning—equal parts spooky story and country humor. The soft, washed-in color and relaxed fit make it feel broken-in from day one, while sturdy construction and double-needle seams mean it wears like a favorite for seasons to come. Wear it on cool evenings by the barn, at late-night bonfires, or when you want to trade city polish for a little rural legend and grit.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) fabric\n- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture\n- Durable construction with double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams)\n- Size range S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label and relaxed fit\n- Available in 62 colors; made in Honduras\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49149885808825,"sku":"27257752021021545223","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49149885841593,"sku":"25917310977858895132","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49149885874361,"sku":"27858421164067552393","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49149885907129,"sku":"20188012970278003675","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49149885939897,"sku":"13991099158195284481","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49149885972665,"sku":"22128639179595131225","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/6895\/0713\/files\/1801656332088916656_2048.jpg?v=1789498442","url":"https:\/\/shawnsays.store\/products\/porterhouse-ghost-steak-t-shirt-funny-steakhouse-bbq-tee","provider":"Shawn Says","version":"1.0","type":"link"}