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Lightweight and breathable, this cotton tee carries a playful, dry-wit message front-and-center — printed in a clean, calm blue that pops against the white fabric. It sits with a neat crew neckline and retail fit, offering casual polish whether layered under a jacket or worn alone. Thoughtful construction details — side seams for shape retention, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label — mean it wears comfortably through weekends, errands, and coffee runs. Ethically produced and REACH certified, the shirt blends everyday ease with a little bit of attitude.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathability and softness
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer or wear solo
- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape to retain shape
- Tear-away label for comfort; REACH certified and ethically manufactured
- Print methods: crisp DTF or vibrant DTG depending on provider; sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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