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A cozy, midweight hoodie that speaks with a dry wink. Soft, slightly stretchy fabric drapes easily over layers and keeps chill at bay. The clean white canvas puts the tongue-in-cheek blue text front-and-center: a short, clever line that sparks smiles and starts conversations. With a roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood, it’s built for slow mornings, late-night walks, and coffee-shop banter. Wear it when you want to be comfortable, a little bold, and unmistakably yourself.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for softness, warmth, and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG printed text with option for embroidery placement on chest or wrists
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric weight — cozy without being bulky
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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