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This clean, cozy crew keeps the focus on a sharp, tongue-in-cheek message. Midweight cotton-poly construction and a classic crew neckline make it an easy layer for cool mornings or low-key evenings. The text sits centered on the chest in a simple, readable type—dry, witty, unpretentious. Tubular knit construction and reinforced double-needle stitching give it a lived-in, durable feel that softens with every wash. Small details—tear-away inner label, ribbed collar and cuffs, and optional embroidery placement—let you tailor the fit and finish to your taste. Wear it to spark conversation at casual gatherings, while running errands, or when you want an extra layer that says something without shouting.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for a clean, long-lasting build
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with a pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG printing for main design; optional embroidery placements
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Crewneck Sweatshirt - Funny Political Quote “50% of Americans Have a Mental Shortcoming. The Other Half Are Men!”
$39.99